
Check out this sweet search I did today. I headed over to The Piratebay.org, a bittorrent website, and I got my friggin cat to walk across the keyboard for the search term. Then I hit search. The PirateBay, the leading bittorrent search site, returned this:
Damn, nothing! No hits!
So I loaded up limewire PROFESSIONAL. Thats right, the one that costs money and did the same search.
Limewire got this:

HOLY SHIT, LIMEWIRE FOUND 1419 FILES! Wow! Good Fucking job!
Wait a minute, these files are all SHIT. Unless I want to download all these 'hillarious ph0ne calls' that are probably actually un-hillarious SPAM and ad-ware. Just face it, limewire sucks balls. Wake up, get bittorrent. WAKE UP AND GET BITTORRENT. Too stupid to figure it out? Learn to use bitTorrent here!.