The winner of this auction will receive a phone call, from me, where I yell and curse at you.
The phone call will run anywhere between 1 minute to 5 hours. Bid with confidence and expect a lot of variety in my swearing. I possess a wide vocabulary of curse words – including, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, the classics and any permutation of them involving the prefix “mother”.
Thanks for bidding you mealy mouthed sack of human waste!
Note: If you email me a photo of yourself ahead of time, I can personalize the call to insult you based upon your physical appearance.
Shipping Information: Shipping is free (You have to have a phone).
